RT@mxjustinbond Oh God I fell again on some black ice Unfortunately it happened 2 quickly 4 me 2 pretend 2 be drunk Fortunately I was drunk 2 days ago
RT @Karl_Lagerfeld Im never content w/what I do I live in a sort of permanent dissatisfaction I think that's the secret to doing things well 2 days ago
@stopkatie Ugh I wanted to do that the other day to some self-satisfied bitch shouting on the phone. She was like playing to the room... 2 days ago
Haha oh yes I did! I hope she turned into a unicorn wherever she is, one with wings deffo RT @shnukles: @buberella hahahahaha no you didn't. 2 days ago